{"product_id":"2940164016579","title":"The Bayou Banshee","description":"\u003cp\u003eHear ye hear ye, let it be known not all who are born on the bayou end up joining a rock-n-roll band. A few find darker paths to follow. I'd like to introduce to you the one and only inventor of the CRUEL-SHE-FIX—Alexis jezebel Barnes. Discover what infamous deed created the beast better known as the \u003cem\u003eBayou Banshee\u003c\/em\u003e and what horrendous events led to her inventing such a horribly effective device.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Big Easy has a history of being anything but easy on those who reside there. The Crescent City has a colorful past filled with far more ghosts in its closet than skeletons. Add to all that spooky stuff the ancient spiritual beliefs and customs of faraway lands and New Orleans is undisputedly the ideal breeding ground for the paranormal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWomen are undoubtedly God's greatest gift to man yet so unappreciated and exploited that a few become the devil's greatest curse. Eventually inevitably every woman gets her full of the bull of the machocentric world. Never underestimate the power of such a woman on a mission of equality for all; especially if that woman has powers most don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlexis Jezebel Barnes does a hell of a lot more than roar for her respect for she has more weapons in her arsenal than most dream of…and absolutely no qualms about using any of them. From practicing Voodoo with a vengeance to conspiring with the dead, Alexis demonstrates hell hath no fury like a woman wronged. When her supernatural powers are no longer satisfying enough, she takes on a hands-on approach to putting men in their place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat if you were done horribly wrong by your \"righteous\" Reverend father at an early age?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat if your family tree were ripe with Voodoo and you the ripest fruit on it?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat if you found vengeance so tasty you couldn't get enough?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor some justice just isn't enough.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor some shedding light isn't nearly as fun as shredding flesh.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor some only darkness will do.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe futility of it all gets to us all at one time or another but life can be damn more frustrating for a woman. And so I reluctantly offer womankind a way to vent their frustrations as never seen before; a genuine serial killer woman can root for…at first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"James Sarti","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46498513191153,"sku":"2940164016579","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/5433\/7265\/files\/2940164016579_p0.jpg?v=1765554205","url":"https:\/\/shop.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940164016579","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble","version":"1.0","type":"link"}