{"product_id":"2940181884342","title":"Dad Bod","description":"\u003cp\u003eHave you ever loved something so much you'd do anything to protect it?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it safe, no matter the expense to yourself?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo matter how miserable it makes you?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll it takes is one little health scare, and I'm ready to take back my life so I can be the dad my little girl needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's time to shed the excess baggage that made this dad bod and become the smokin' hot father figure I was meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo I do it alright.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI sign up with a trainer at the gym.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis dude is just what I need to get back on track.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe'll give me the brutal drill sergeant attitude I need to kick my ass in line.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine my shock and shrinking manhood when Jordan Williams walks in. A five-feet-six inch chick with more curves than a back road and just the right amount of sass and sweet. She's bold as brass and tough as nails, and I'm completely screwed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe I should have concentrated just as much on protecting my heart as I have my abs.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Silla Webb","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46268606742769,"sku":"2940181884342","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/5433\/7265\/files\/2940181884342_p0.jpg?v=1765498819","url":"https:\/\/shop.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940181884342","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble","version":"1.0","type":"link"}