{"product_id":"9781440512858","title":"101 Ways to Torture Your Husband","description":"\u003ci\u003eHe forgot your birthday.\u003cbr\u003eHe always leaves his socks on the floor.\u003cbr\u003eHe’s glued to the tube all weekend for every game.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLet’s face it: Even the best of husbands are a real pain in the ass sometimes. And when all the “talks,” counseling sessions and self-help books fail, there’s only one viable recourse: torture. In this hilarious collection of clever tricks and tactics, you will learn how to put your husband in his place when you:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBury the remote in the backyard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHave lunch with an ex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePick a fight during the game\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBook a male masseuse for your next massage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDelete his DVR recordings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd many more!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRisk factors rank damage done as well as how long it’ll take him to get over it. With the creatively wicked methods outlined in this manual, he’ll never misbehave again!","brand":"Adams Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46462343839985,"sku":"9781440512858","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/5433\/7265\/files\/9781440512858_p0.jpg?v=1765724727","url":"https:\/\/shop.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781440512858","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble","version":"1.0","type":"link"}