{"product_id":"9781516896592","title":"A Gay Old Pirate's Tale","description":"A Gay Old Pirate's tale is a romp, a pure farce with pirates, ghosts, gays, guns, killers, and alcohol - lots of alcohol. \u003cbr\u003e Poor Declan is learning how to be a pirate captain from his grandfather when the ragtag crew takes on a cruise ship. Unfortunately a sharpshooter club is on the cruise, and the members wipe out the pirate crew. Grandfather Drystan the Dire expires from a heart attack, leaving a disheveled Declan no choice but to surrender and lose his ship ... HIS ship. \u003cbr\u003e He jumps into fresh clothes, not noticing that he picked a lovely dress of his grandfather's. He is 'rescued' and assumed to be a female captive.\u003cbr\u003e Not everyone is fooled, and Declan is soon rip roaring drunk and behaving very gay. \u003cbr\u003e Follow the adventures of Declan, his new gay pals, a murderer in high heels, and a very suspicious, very precocious little girl, the cruise ship captain's daughter.","brand":"CreateSpace Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48531762348273,"sku":"9781516896592","price":9.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/5433\/7265\/files\/9781516896592_p0.jpg?v=1786309479","url":"https:\/\/shop.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781516896592","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble","version":"1.0","type":"link"}