{"product_id":"9781960725318","title":"I Heart the Apocalypse","description":"Edgar Tinklebaum is a wallflower who wished to be a real boy. Okay, he's real enough, but he's no hero, at least not yet. He's an underachiever who's spent his entire life treading water while the fate of the world conspires against him.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Cuban Missile Crisis ignites a nuclear apocalypse. Edgar survives by hiding underneath his desk just like in those ridiculous school safety videos. The blast creates free thinking zombies, waring mutants and Nazis determined to take over the world. The surviving humans are being brainwashed and forced to repopulate the world for the Fourth Reich. Will anyone put an end to their evil schemes?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHow will Edgar defeat the rising threats against the world? Blow it up again. With the help from a pair of zombies, a Russian mutant, and the girl of his dreams, they embark on a journey to save humanity and put an end to all Nazis and Hitler forever. Right? Right?!","brand":"Square Tire Books, Austin, TX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46959040758001,"sku":"9781960725318","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/5433\/7265\/files\/9781960725318_p0.jpg?v=1779697578","url":"https:\/\/shop.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781960725318","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble","version":"1.0","type":"link"}