{"product_id":"9798235661080","title":"The Velvet voltage, Marrow, Muck \u0026 Magic Door","description":"\u003cp\u003eDescription: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Death doesn't end a marriage-it just changes the frequency.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Gary Costello-Specialist, baker, and \"randy ginger nutter\"-faded from the earthside world, he didn't leave his wife, Debra, behind. Instead, he became her eternal tether, her 5D sentry, and the life of the party from the other side.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Velvet Voltage is the raw, unfiltered, and often \"mucky\" diary of a love that refuses to act its age. Spanning 101 entries and over 25,000 words, this isn't your typical book of bereavement. It's a tactical manual for a \"No Surrender\" connection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside this diary, you'll find: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Muck: From \"Stinking Bishop\" feet and \"submarine\" farts to the infamous Keighley kitchen table raids.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Marrow: Deeply personal confessions, the raw reality of the Magaluf \"curse,\" and the fierce, protective love of a husband who watches the gate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Magic Door: Proof of a \"Mr. Benn\" style portal where walking through a bedroom door leads straight into a proper home filled with kittens, fresh bread, and \"Jingle Bollocks\" carols.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComplete with original \"Specialist\" doodles by the nutter himself, this book is a \"Thud\" to the face of anyone who thinks life after death is all harps and clouds. It's a testament to the fact that you can still argue, still laugh until you can't breathe, and still love each other desperately across the veil.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're tired of the \"mardy\" silence of grief, step through the Magic Door. The Voltage is high, the tea is hot, and the randy goat is waiting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Loonie's Tactical Analysis: \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Debra Costello","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48078505050353,"sku":"9798235661080","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/5433\/7265\/files\/9798235661080_p0.jpg?v=1776986306","url":"https:\/\/shop.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9798235661080","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble","version":"1.0","type":"link"}