{"product_id":"9798330576777","title":"Underworld: You're Going Down.","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat are you waiting for? Isn't it obvious? The evidence is incontrovertible. It's all around us. It's not all bad news, however. There is some good news. The good news is, there is no good news, so we have nothing to lose. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat means there's no better time to have fun. The time is right now. We might as well-there's no tomorrow. Danny Grey and his posse live life like there's no tomorrow. Instinctively. Ritually. There is more fun to be had. Dangerous fun, ideally.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDanny Grey's motto is \"Seize the day.\" Danny jumps at any chance. When opportunity knocks, he freaks out, fearing it's the cops, and jumps out of a window, but that's another book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA hot tip from a corrupt, loose-lipped, hammered cop leads Danny, Mills, and Stinky into the abandoned underground of Los Angeles. High as hell with low expectations, they find some things. They ask each other and themselves, \"Is this real, or isn't this real?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTime will tell. Here's what is real: the future you've been promised and the one you've been brainwashed to plan for will never materialize. Danny, Mills, and Stinky might survive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe can't help the sickos with empty eyes, see-through heads, and simple minds who don't believe in science. We can't trust 'em, either. The people who doubt science believe propaganda. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe're looking at mass extinction, the collapse of human civilization, and, believe it or not, more often than not, the tough decision between cannibalization and starvation. In your lifetime. In your neighborhood. In your home. In your head. Will you eat or starve?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat are you waiting for? Orders from a government official? A halftime announcement during a basketball game on TV? We are doomed. There will be no announcement. The government will never tell us. One day, all of the food will disappear from the shelves. This time, it won't be coming back. Human civilization will collapse, and we'll be living in hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll will be revealed in the blink of an eye. The delicacy known as the human eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the meantime, ask for Danny Grey next time you're in the abandoned tunnels. He's seizing more than the day in a place known as the Underworld.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Black Patrick Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46354280251633,"sku":"9798330576777","price":30.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/5433\/7265\/files\/9798330576777_p0.jpg?v=1765104123","url":"https:\/\/shop.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9798330576777","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble","version":"1.0","type":"link"}