Machete [Blu-ray]

{|Robert Rodriguez|} brings a new breed of antihero to the big screen in this hyper-violent adaptation of the "fake" trailer originally featured in the 2007 double-feature exploitation throwback Grindhouse. Machete ({|Danny Trejo|}) is a former Mexican Federale who plays by his own rules, and doesn't answer to anybody. In the wake of a harrowing encounter with feared drug lord Torrez ({|Steven Seagal|}), Machete finds himself in Texas, where the shadowy Booth ({|Jeff Fahey|}) offers him the opportunity to make some quick cash by assassinating the unscrupulous Senator McLaughlin ({|Robert De Niro|}). When the job goes awry and Machete realizes he's been set up, he turns to fierce taco queen Luz ({|Michelle Rodriguez|}), heavily armed holy man Padre ({|Cheech Marin|}), and trigger-happy socialite April ({|Lindsay Lohan|}) to show Booth that he just messed with the wrong Mexican. But before they can get to Booth, Machete's gang will have to contend with blade-wielding ICE agent Sartana ({|Jessica Alba|}), who never met an adversary she couldn't flay.