The $500 Question

Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba! 

Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink? 

For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words. 

NOTE: There is some foul language and adult humor inside, so it's really not intended for children.