Free Use Sabotage

I'll let anyone use me to get what I want!

I'm a spy on a secret mission. I'm going to help my government meddle in foreign affairs!

First I sneak inside a high-level official's pants. Then I distract some security guards in his office.

Finally I let loose with a free use bacchanal starring the King and his entourage!

This sordid tale is for adults' eyes only!