Rodger-Dodger, Wilco Out

HARLEY DODGE is at it again. Stuck to the hillbilly hills of Boolee, West Virginia, she does her best to forget her roots, her freakish talent or that Dickie Trollops' partner in crime was just found murdered in his Amarillo, Texas home.

And now, her brother Rodger-Dodger is suspiciously missing.

Why is there never enough chocolate when you need it?