The Devil and I

There are in this world some very bad people whose actions are even as bad as they are. I miss the big town that I came from. There were bad people everywhere. They did bad things all the time; however, for some strange reason this small town is different. I look around for a person to corrupt, but I do not find any bad ones here. Ah, but where are my manners? Let me introduce myself. I am known by many names-my friends call me Satan, but others call me: Apollyon, Beelzebub, Diablo, Lucifer, Old Nick, the Devil, the Evil One, the Evil Spirit, the Seducer, the Serpent, the Tempter, the Prince of Darkness, or the Fallen Angel.