The Mopwater Files (Hank the Cowdog Series #28)

Hank discovers an elixir that gives him a huge burst of energy - Sally May's bucket of root stimulator. It gave him such a kick, he challenges Rufus, the Doberman Pinscher to a fight, only to discover that Sally May has filled the bucket with mopwater. Big trouble for the Head of Ranch Security.

Hank sings "The Mopwater song" and Rip and Snort sing "We're Proud to be Ignoramuses."