A Grocery Delivery

A struggling young man makes a delivery to a free-spirited older woman who seems to have a strange wet, fetish. As they swan dive into intergenerational debauchery, our young protagonist learns that their pasts are more intertwined than they ever could have imagined.

MILF's, ponds, cucumbers, watersports, cabins, joints, drawn-out descriptions--what else could a reader possibly need?