Randy Uranus Fact Dump: (WITH UNNECESSARY COMMENTARY)

A funny journey through space, Earth, dinosaurs, disasters, oceans, technology, and more — all explained by Randy Uranus, a sarcastic teenage alien who is both fascinated and deeply concerned by humanity.
Packed with weird facts, strange science, and extraterrestrial commentary, this book answers important questions like:
-Why does Earth have exploding mountains?
-Why are humans afraid of geese?
-Why is most of the ocean still unexplored?
-And why would anyone willingly eat something called "ghost pepper"?
Perfect for curious humans, future scientists, and anyone who enjoys learning bizarre facts while being lightly roasted by an alien from Uranus.
Perfect for readers ages 10–16, but also enjoyable for teens and adults who like humor, weird facts, and light sci-fi satire.